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wytchcroft

apophenic in orbit. ... or not.


brett
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we are the champions! (cough, wheeze, heart murmur, goes grey etc)



90 minutes of real time - five minutes in the twilight zone.

dear City; let's not do it that way again eh?

um, anyone got a defibrillator on them? little help here...

also; YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG i don't believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
W'Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D


*gasp wheeze choke"

that is all.
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dollhouse
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spitting feathers? splitting hairs?

So, after the big read comes the lazy slobbing and the treats -  
therefore tonight i plonked my bad self down in a darkened cinema and watched a movie (or The Pictures as we say in these parts). 
i enjoyed it alright - there was a cabin, some laughs, a little ultra-violence and i believe there may have been some trees even.
Anyhoo i came back and decided to consult the great opinionator that is the internet and drop a lurky eye or two over the discussion threads at various forums.
Hmmm...

Ok, so my question for tonight's contestants is; what is the mathematical law that can work out the precise moment at which (trolling aside) any discussion of film, literature, music, art, whatever transmutes into Monty Python and the Unladen African Swallow argument from The Holy Grail?  
Such a law could be useful to future statisticians, market researchers, sociologists and anthropological field workers, surely?
Or not.

But if Douglas Adams could pin down Restaurant Maths then i'm sure somebody out there in the hinternet wastes will have the answer...
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brett
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reading



reading - busy - reading - busy - reading -
(might be a while!)

meanwhile - enjoy David Bowie and Brecht/Weill The Drowned Girl
under here )

Also:

Respect And Peace - MCA.
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BnB
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meanwhile back in the Neurals

Yes, where was i – sorry? Oh yes, neurological rope for old. Quite so.

Now, i don’t know how many of you out there in the Interland are familiar with the current standard (and standard of) Cognitive Tests but take it from me – they’re bobbins. No, no, they really are – Fisher Price, ‘My First cognitive test’, i swear they’d do better with Fuzzy Felt:

“Aha! I notice that last time you put the tree by the river – why the change now eh? Eh? Significant cognitive impairment i should say, right nurse?”
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space
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Welcome to Heaven

welcome to Heaven

please remember to follow all instructions
not everything is signposted

and we don't let just anyone in through the gates

there will be refreshments served as this is something of a long tour
those wishing to ignore the sound of harps and hosannas may do so by flipping the channel on the headphones provided
those wishing to smoke may do so below.
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sleep of the
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Remain in Light

For [info]betsycontent

Tell her she's here in my thoughts
where sleep has no border
tell her that under the tent flap, the doctor
is always played by Alan Alda
that Philip K. Dick sees a ray of light
that radio is beautiful especially at night
that the Earth below, you know, really is just flat
and there's always a chance - just ask Schroedinger's cat
and love is eternal as light
and that's that.
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vail
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thought for food

Today was an unexpected adventure into the realms of food...

Incident at Victoria Sponge:

Trawling the Sunday markets i spied a copy of the BBC 1981 Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde on dvd which i greedily snapped up (David Hemmings – mixed reviews, i care not a jot). Naturally the contemplation of Stevenson’s classic of unrepressed appetites took me off in search of cake.

The cake in question (i.e. the one that had my name upon it and which, just to make sure, was winking at me from the silver dish) was a ginagantic slab of Victoria Sponge, big is such a small word sometimes.

In which the Plot thickens – or possibly ferments!

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Holmes
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Holmes story faves (spoiler warning)

i've been working out a list of my favourite Sherlock Holmes tales (not as easy as it sounds!) - not necessarily the best dozen but those which i can read and re-read with undiminished pleasure despite the passage of time.

the illustrious client - casebook
the 
devil's foot - last bow
the red headed league - adventures
the dancing men - return
charles augustus milverton - return
the greek interpreter - memoirs
the bruce partington plans - last bow
the man with the twisted lip - adventures
the final problem - memoirs
the lion's mane - casebook
the cardboard box - memoirs
a scandal in bohemia - adventures

As for which stories i dislike... well there are a few of course, considering the number of stories, the time span in writing (30 odd years) and the circumstances of their composition it would be impossible for there NOT to be a few duds. 

However, there is a story that i dislike strongly but which is often touted as one of the very best in the canon: The Speckled Band, that melodramatic blot on the Holmesian copybook.

Here's why:

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brett
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one wedding and a funny roll

So today i was at a wedding, which went well - lovely couple, for real, just fab. 
and no relative fallings out, no fisticuffs or argy-bargy -
in fact the reverse; nicest and most sincere feeling of enthusiasm for a coupling i've been around in quite some time.

i was best man - and that was weird (speech? hello!) but i'm grateful -
but it was weird - but, yeah - grateful.

and in Manchester (naturally). town of so much ambivalence.
i dunno - i'm just very relieved it all went so well!

but, yeah - weddings are strange. 

still, meeting a whole bunch of different people  - from completely varied backgrounds =  total win.

finger food though - funny rolls - oddness - i'm glad to say i avoided them!
the sit down and scoff however, oh yes - much feasting and merry! :))

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brainz
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no neurs is good neurs i guess my guess is as good as theirs

how many neurologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
this is a counting game so get ready to play!

ONE to find the case notes for the light fitting

TWO to question the prior relevance of the light bulb to the light switch

THREE to speculate that the light-switch doesn't need a light bulb and that if only people would stop referring light fittings like this then the bulbs would never get used let alone broken

FOUR to change the bulb

FIVE to discover that the press-in bulbs don't work with a screw-in fitting

SIX to express exasperation at the lack of info in the casenotes about screw-in bulbs

SEVEN to take the nearest available job offer and split but pronto!

EIGHT the mute assistant and obvious reject from an old BOND movie or possibly The Marathon Man; "Is it safe?" indeed.

NINE - don't interrupt!

TEN - to pass the whole matter along to a different unit for further tests with another neurologist, with obvious relief: "Excellent! I think we're done here."

and so good children 1 to 10
we made it to the finish now we start again...


ONE...
etc. etc. et xtro phone home not all etcs are friendly.
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